Polly was spilling some drink on the table yesterday. "Not on the carpet!" I call in the best of KK traditions - even though we don't have a carpet in the kitchen.
One other quirk of Dad's was deliberately saying certain words incorrectly, for instance:
- "pit-sa" for pizza.
- "steer-e-o" for stereo
- "pew-joe" for Peugeot
Pic of the day: Mum looking particularly slim and good looking in this pic, I think. She says that I made the scratch marks on Adam's face because I either didn't like him or was jealous of him - which I refute, of course!
Forgot about Pew-joe, good one - never sure where he got these from, but when it stuck, it stuck. Another one, he always like to refer to a suggestive biscuit (instead of digestive) as well - apparently the old dear behind the counter in the Market Cafe would always laugh when he made the "gag"...
ReplyDelete