1 "Co'ot the way!" - as in get out the way.
2. "Pit the licht oot!" - as in put the light out - and often appended with "Johnny" regardless of who the instruction was directed at.
And one other along similar lines but not delivered in a Scottish brogue:
"Is anyone going out again tonight?" asked at 10pm when clearly no-one is going out or even thinking of it.
Pic of the day: I'll beat you all to it with the caption. Yes: two little squirts, ha-ha-ha!