(When finally emerging, pasty-skinned, from the changing tent on the beach in a large pair of baggy trunks) : "You too have a body like mine!"

(After loud crashing noises/someone like Paul losing his rag) : "Don't break up the happy home!"

I'll be after you with the wooden spoon!

Manners maketh man

Your eyes are bigger than your stomach

(When referring to any female member of his office staff) : "Lovely nylons!"

Note to boys - Shall we start a sub-section of songs he used to sing/hum?